Saturday, January 12, 2008


I think it would be interesting if people were to be punished in the afterlife according to the way they lived on earth:

Vain, snobbish people will cruise through the poshest neighborhoods in Beverly Hills in a lime green Pacer for eternity.

People with no sense of humor will be placed in a 4x4 cell with Bill Lumberg reading from the IRS tax code for eternity or with an Amway salesman, whichever annoys them more.

People who go low riding with their stereo blasting, the bass breaking up chunks of stucco, will be put in a similar cell and forced to listen to Barry Manilow "at a reasonable volume" for eternity.

Government pork barrell bureaucrats will be put in the cave with Osama bin Laden.

Osama bin Laden will be put in the cave with Ralph Nader... and will be subjected to other things I don't want kids to read.

White supremacists will be forced to watch re-runs of "Rerun" on What's Happening, and reruns of Good Times and The Jeffersons for eternity...wearing geri curls.

Racists "of color" will be forced to listen to Pat Boone, Happy Jackson, and Boxcar Willie records for eternity...wearing geri curls.

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