Monday, November 26, 2007

Get yer Phil!

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!


Dr. Phil


VS
Puxatawny Phil











Do I really need to hash this out? I mean, isn't it really obvious? Ok, then here it is. Dr. Phil opens his mouth and releases one annoying syllable and that's all it takes for the groundhog to lunge through the air and scratch the phony shrink's eyes out. "Dr." Phil falls to the ground dead with an earth-shattering thud, Puxatawny Phil sees the massive hulk of a shadow, jumps back in his hole, six years of winter! Really, didn't we all see that one coming?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just because apples come in red,green and yellow doesnt mean your eyes will change color every time a nun gets hit with a cannonball.......