Saturday, April 19, 2008

Know your candidate

I heard some funny quotes about John McCain's age. He's older than Disney World. He's older than plutonium. He's even older than color TV and FM radio! So since I already know about ten things McCain is older than, I thought we should take a look at the other two presidential candidates.

Top Ten people smarter than Barak Obama

1. His wife
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Howard Stern
4. An average Wal-Mart greeter
5. Fabio
6. Oprah Winfrey
7. Ross Perot
8. Anyone who's ever heard of a capital gains tax
9. Anyone who's ever read the U.S. Constitution
10. Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Top Ten things less attractive than Hillary Clinton

1. Helen Thomas
2. Madeline Albright
3. Thereza Heinz-Kerry
4. The average wart hog
Ok, so I guess 10 was a bit too optimistic for that one.


Anonymous said...

Why not do a top ten greatest albums ever article. Here they are: #1 Dark Side Of the Moon; 2. Blind Melon; 3. Wish You Were Here 4. Physical Graffiti; 5. Led Zeppelin III; 6. Led Zeppelin IV; 7. The Joshua Tree; 8. OK Computer; 9. Pisces Iscariot; 10. Achtung Baby.

Or you could do a top 10 greatest bands/artists ever. Here they are: U2, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Jane's Addiction, Blind Melon, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins and The Beatles.

Why haven't you posted anything about music yet??? C'mon man. You know me but I'm not gonna tell you who I am. I choose to remain anonymous. But you should do something that pertains to music.

Dignan said...

music is for quitters...and coffee is for closers.

Anonymous said...


"Music is for quitters"? I always knew you had some quit in ya, but I didn't know you were THAT big of a quitter.

Anonymous said...

Becuz after all, just because ping pong was invented by a Buddhist carpenter doesn't mean that the Cookie Monster is the best breakdancer on Sesame Street. You get my point?

Anonymous said...

Just because you dont incorporate yoga into cutting your toenails, doesnt mean you should hand out fudgesicles to every goat farmer you see.