I heard some funny quotes about John McCain's age. He's older than Disney World. He's older than plutonium. He's even older than color TV and FM radio! So since I already know about ten things McCain is older than, I thought we should take a look at the other two presidential candidates.
Top Ten people smarter than Barak Obama
1. His wife
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Howard Stern
4. An average Wal-Mart greeter
6. Oprah Winfrey
7. Ross Perot
8. Anyone who's ever heard of a capital gains tax
9. Anyone who's ever read the U.S. Constitution
10. Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Top Ten things less attractive than Hillary Clinton
1. Helen Thomas
2. Madeline Albright
3. Thereza Heinz-Kerry
4. The average wart hog
Ok, so I guess 10 was a bit too optimistic for that one.