Music Research Project

Someone once said that Styx was the "Worst band of all time". So after hundreds of hours of "research" here is what I've come up with:

Artists WORSE than Styx!


Michael Bolton
He oozes sophistication doesn't he?


Wham!
Cute and cuddly like little puppies hence the name, uh, wham?


Bad English
When I see you smile...something tells me you're not smiling "with" me.


Lita Ford
"Kiss me once, kiss me twice!"....shame on you.


Sisqo
"I'm Gaaaaaaaa-ay!"


Nelson
Sexy!


Night Ranger
Is that a band or a bail bondsmen convention?


38 Special
Yeah, gay Cowboy hats are cool!


Loverboy
I can see where they got that name...every woman's dream.


Nickelback
A better name would be GiveMeMyNickelBack


Billy Squier
Don't mess with that guy! How about Billy S Quier?



Vanilla Ice
And you thought YOU were cool!


Limp Bizkit
Yeah, we're Rage Against The Machine for middle school!!! Your parents warned you about us.


Peter Frampton
Back when People magazine wasn't targeting the "heterosexual" demographic.


Hanson
So talented they make my eyes hurt.


Hootie and the Blowfish
Seriously, is that the best name they could come up with?


Kriss Kross
Move over Ralph Lauren, this style will never die!


Staind
Boy, you really look depressed. Maybe you should jump off of a bridge.


Winger
How many buffalo wings joints would have used that name if it weren't for you?


Color Me Badd
Who else could make New Kids on the Block look like The Beatles?


Vixen
Their music might suck but their hair is FABULOUS!!