You know, for kids!

I thought of a brilliant new idea for Disney to market and make bazillions from. As if they need another bazillion. But anyway, the Disney princess thing has really taken off. Cinderella, Ariel, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, etc. You see the combos on everything from sleeping bags and comforters to birthday balloons and backpacks. I thought it could use a new, exciting direction. New, bold, and exciting and did I mention NEW?!!! I call it- Disney's Angels!
Ariel with a harpoon gun, Cinderella with a glass shiv, Princess Aurora with her throwing spindles, and Mulan with...whatever Mulan already carries. These are damsels in distress no longer but damsels who give distress and ask questions later! Snow White? How about Snow BITE!! Don't cross these ladies or you'll get the cross-bow! Wicked Stepmothers better watch yo back! These Angels don't play! Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the baddest b*tch of all?! Belle!!

Coming to a lunch box near you. The "A" team of the future, Disney's Angels! (Man, I should learn to use photoshop.)


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